King Shit of Fuck Mountain
an ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.
setting: office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.
white guy one: does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
white guy two: does it have a macro? are you f-cking kidding me?!? i am king sh-t of f-ck mountain. that excel spreadsheet would suck my c-ck at the stroke of a key if i told it to. it’s got a macro for your mom for christ sake!
noun
1. a: when describing one’s self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, f-ck mountain. it certifies one’s status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a f-ck about except said individual, f-ck mountain. it certifies said individual’s status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
example a:
carl: “dude, you play disc golf like a f-gbot.”
roy: “you can’t talk to me like that; i’m king sh-t of f-ck mountain.”
example b:
henry: “i just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir.”
merle: “eat a bag of gorilla d-cks; no one cares, king sh-t of f-ck mountain.”
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