King Thick Dick

the greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick d-ck of f-ck you mountain. eats -ss nine to five on weekdays like it’s their f-ckin job. he your new daddy and f-cks yo daddy! everybody’s his son f-ck you’re probably his son. f-cks his way through the whole nation on the daily. only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin d-ck. spit on the pope once and the pope said “thank you”. eats p-ssy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. he’s yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. he goes back in time to f-ck yo grandmomma in her prime. even yo daddy calls him daddy. his s-m-n can cure yo stank -ss breath. can suck his own d-ck without bending forward. cloned himself so he can f-ck himself, just to know. will f-ck the mall santa, the mall santa sits on his lap. can f-ck across eight planes of exsistance at once. eat the -ss until the hole disappears. f-ck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. he uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. sh-t, he was the big bang. he creates a galaxy every time he f-cks. he was never born, he’s always been here. don’t step up to king thick d-ck, you’ll get f-cked until you give up. the only person who can step to him is super king thick d-ck. he bakes with baby batter in yo momma’s oven. impregnates women by the thousands. what’s a condom? he don’t know. you wish you could be a princess so you could ride that d-ck into the sunset. it ain’t snow up on this mountain, the snow ain’t snow.
who do you think you are? king thick d-ck of f-ck you mountain