kingda cooch


a v-g-n- that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the kingda-ka roller coaster in six flags). general non-partic-p-tion with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
i havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf’s kingda cooch

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