Kingdombikers


a sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
commonly reffered to as the cakeys
average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

have great delusions that they are the best club around

the are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year

there goes those cakey kingdombikers
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a large group of slow overweight middle aged motor cycle riders
there goes the fat kingdom bikers
a sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
commonly reffered to as the cakeys
average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

have great delusions that they are the best club around

the are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year
look there goes they cakey kingdombikers

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