Kingphone
it’s a phone; normally used as a plastic explosive in the middle east but now used to neutralise spongebob squarepants. it can be bought from any nearby happy shopper, and is available for the price of £7,000,000.
person 1 : oh dude, i should really pick up a kingphone!
person 2 : no you really shou- oh f-ck it explod-ed
person 1 : burgerzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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