King’s Treatment


the best version of the blumpkin: while you’re on the toilet a woman makes you a sandwich and gives you a beer, then gives you a bl-w j-b while you take a dump. (optional: some pot, football game on tv in bathroom)
guy 1: dude, i just got a king’s treatment!
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: something you’ll never get.

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