kingston

a small historically significant, but often ignored town in the township of south brunswick in central new jersey. home to the kind of white people you see in movies with a dark filter. you either go here to die in old age or raise a kid for a few years and move on. while a hundred or so years ago, the town was important for business or work, it now serves no real purpose other than to house people or that one busy road that cuts through it all. the delaware & raritan c-n-l that p-sses through it still gathers enough bikers or middle-aged ladies in running shoes to keep the town somewhat alive, but it’s what you don’t see that’s actually of interest. the circles of beer bottles deep within the woods. the 50 ml vials of vodka that everyone throws out of their cars. that one dark tunnel under the road you just know everyone shoots up or smokes pot in. the princeton mailing address says it all- no one cares about kingston anymore.
“i live in kingston.”
“where?”
“the part of princeton n-body cares about.”
“ah…”
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kingston upon thames

a small town in surrey, england, which is known for its many shops. named, because many british kings and queens were coronated there, its name has been stolen, and used in various other countries, such as the usa and jamaica. many chavs have attempted to find ways to apprieviate the name, such as ktown, kingstun etc…

it is popular with locals, and the local youths do seem to be everywhere, but many people travel from all over the country to come to kingston.
kington is a place so therefore does not require and example, kingston is also the capital city of jamaica
he is one of the greatest guys anyone could ever meet :d he is super sweet, really athletic, thoughtful, and cute. he is really sincere and can make anyone feel better whenever they’re they’re sad. in one word, he can be described as awesome.. but that still doesn’t cover it.. he’s more than that.. but thats for you people to figure out =d
whoa.. is that a kingston?
i think it is… because he sure is one of the best!!
a city in southern eastern ontario, half way between toronto and montreal. home of queen’s university.
toronto sucks, let’s head to montreal and have a quick stop in kingston.
1.) picturesque, historically significant small city (technically a town) on the eastern end of lake ontario.

2.) soul-destroyingly boring place to live.

3.) a great place to take a sh-t.
lucky for us, kingston was halfway between toronto and montreal (or ottawa and toronto, for that matter). sure beats taking a cr-p in napanee.
a small city in eastern ontario half-way between toronto and montreal.

it was canada’s first national capital and is sometimes referred to as the limestone city because of its beautiful old limestone architecture.

it is also known for its universities, sailing, and prisons.
1: “hey, let’s head down to kingston this weekend for queen’s homecoming and party on aberdeen”
2:”cool. let’s not get too crazy though, i don’t want to wind up in kingston pen”
the last name to an irish bloodline known for their mischief, alcohol consumption (both underage and of age), and smoking vast amounts of weed. easily to exceed their own body weight by the end of their lifetime.
“dude, he’s a party animal.”
“he’s definitely a kingston.”
the first capital of new york state, also known as the capital of ulster county. a fast growing city with corrupt mayor, and c-ke head police. it is home to the nys motor vehicle office, the best 4th of july party in upstate new york, hudson valley mall, ulster county jail, ulster county court. kingston city is bigger than poughkeepsie,ny although it doesnt seem that way because there is more to do in poughkeepsie. kids form saugerties and and oneonta often claim they are from kingston because they konw it’s cooler to rep a city rather than a town noone ever heard of. kids from kingston will either stay in town and go to a local club, i.e. the steal house, toniq gin mill, mariner’s, or the forum, or they will head up to albany, down to poughkeepsie, new paltz, or newburgh. pretty much the whole city is one big ghetto, downtown and midtown mainly. all the lawyers and doctors live uptown on linderman and up towards that area, with the 2 millon dollar houses. kingston is also home the the biggest high school in the hudson valley.
kid 1) yo, i’m goin to poughkeepsie tonight, you wanna come?
kid 2) nha man, i’m gonna saty in kingston and go to mariner’s or something.
kid 1) aight man, suit your self, we might end up in newburgh too.
kid2) go ahead dude i’m fine.