Kinking the hose


the act of bending the tip of a semi-erect p-n-s down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.
“candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when i needed to p-ss. thank f-ck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

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