kinktastrophe
(n) – damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a kinky encounter.
dominatrix 1: what happened to your suspension bar?
dominatrix 2: i was flogging my submissive when he thrashed so hard that he pulled the top brace loose and it cracked the mirror!
dominatrix 1: what a kinktastrophe!
(n) – damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a bdsm dungeon.
domme 1: what happened to your st. andrew’s cross?
domme 2: i was flogging my sub when he thrashed so hard he pulled the top eye hook loose and it cracked the mirror!
domme 1: what a kinktastrophe!
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