Kioni
kioni, is the most wonderful, amazing boyfriend ever. and he’s all mine. he is very good looking, like very goodlooking, he’s smart! he likes good music and is really funny. kioni’s are rare tho, there is only one i know, and i captured him. he is very loving and sweet. nothing is better than my kioni
“did you see kioni?”
“yeah, he’s hot.”
“you should’ve said that…”
“why?”
“do you know who is girlfriend is…?”
“no.”
“jessica”
oh god.
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