Kirbyism
a religion for bowlers.
the g-d of this religion is known as kirby. kirby, our heavenly father, is a superb bowler, but occasionally drinks too much beer.
the princ-p-l hymn of kirbyism:
may my b-lls be accurate and my strikes be many.
see kirby
also see alcoholism
bowler 1: f-ck christianity, jesus can’t help me with my 7-10 splits.
bowler 2: you should join kirbyism, i did yesterday and have been bowling great ever since.
bowler 1: hooray for kirbyism! i’m in.
kirby: and so it was written….
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