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• limber timber

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• limb licker

  slang term for a h-m-s-xual male. what’s going on you limb licker? (meaty middle limb located in lower abdominal area). 1 more definition someone licking your limbs s-xualy. steve: isn’t that jon? catherine: omg! he is a limblicker!!! steve: what!? really? catherine: he was the one who sent the p-rn video of himself licking jessica’s […]

• black beauties

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• Pirtini

  a random concoction of any liquor available mixed together into one giant drink. jesus christ that pirtini tasted as nasty as a rimjob

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