kirklandia
a new tv series occurring inside of a costco. it’s like portlandia, but everyone is a costco customer.
fyi, kirkland is the costco brand.
i love the theme song for kirklandia.
a tv show about costco that takes place entirely within a costco store involving checker-outers, id checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.
this show would be like how portlandia is about portland. kirkland is the costco brand.
don’t miss the season premiere of kirklandia.
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