kirkwood tickler
a sick and twisted individual residing in the area surrounding boston college who is known to break into students’ houses (most frequently on kirkwood rd in brighton) and diddle them while jerking off
student 1: “bendo almost got tickled by some guy that broke into our house the other day!”
student 2: “omg, the cops need to do something about the kirkwood tickler!”
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