kirkyturd
is very pale, was a swot, hates townies, lurves the matrix and keanu reeves
mr scott hates kirkyt-rd
teenage girl, paler than it is possible to believe. also goes by the name of kirsty young
hey kirky t-rd!
someone who always looks very pale, does all her homework and is a swot.
do not be fooled by her false ident-ty ‘kirsty young’
kirkyt-rd looks pale.
mr scott likes kirkyt-rd.
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