kirsexual
noun: someone who has the s-xuality of loving kirsten and only kirsten. this is the best kind of person because they have their mind made up. a person who is kirs-xual will often look up to the mighty kirsten as a father figure but still have s-xual fantasies about her. if you are kirs-xual you are cool. kirs-xuality has become a huge trend on the internet and is growing fast.
hey mom i’m kirs-xual!
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