Kirst
a person that cannot successfully construct a sentence or hold a conversation.
raam: hey kirst
kirst: f-ck sh-t matt behr cr-p sh-t emo 12 inch tunnels
steve: mad
kirst is an expression used to describe someone who pretends they have a pet cat to be cool and fit in with society.
a ‘kirst’ can usually be detected because they unneccarily bring up their make believe cat into a conversation. this is all part of their attempt to make their elaborate lie believable.
girl: wow that rainbow looks so lovely
kirst: yes me and my cat looked at youtube videos of rainbows last night
girl: stop being such a kirst. i accept you without a cat!
kirst: i do have a cat called harvey!
a kirst is someone, normally female, who is very clingy and needy. a kirst will not allow her man to so much as look at another chick, even if that chick is a friend. upon so much as looking at another chick, a kirst will go into stupidity overdrive and insinuate that you are cheating, an -sshole, etc. kirsts are also pr-ne to self-loathing and misanthropy. a kirst will generally spend 3/4 of their day bringing themselves, and everyone around them, down.
girl: you’re cheating on me, aren’t you?!
guy: she’s… been my friend for years…
girl: omg, i knew it!
guy: f-ck, stop being such a kirst. -_-
rock hard, amaaaaaaaaazing, cute and one h-ll of a s-xy b-tch!!!
wow check out the legs on her, she’s such a kirsty!!
really not nice
you are a kirst
very sxc llama.
stupid can opener piece o cr-p..it trapped my soup in there forever!
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