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• pechanga

  1) when used in a plural sense, it refers to a woman’s br–sts. b–bs, t-ts, t-tties, jugs, something to look at, the good stuff. 2) however, when used in place of other words, it may refer to anything. 1) dude man, did you see those pechangas? d-mn! -ain’t that a casino? no dawg, doesn’t pechangas […]

• conflict constipation

  conflict constipation occurs when you really have to p–p, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related. joe: i have diarrhea but i have to be at school in five minutes! bob: looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!

• spinning willis

  when one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and “lets it rip” that burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis

• confuxed

  a combination of the words ‘confused’ and ‘f-cked,’ implying a sort of ultra-confusion. man, all that talk about donkey punching conf-xed the f-ck out of me!

• Pedge

  a p-ssy-wedge. also more commonly known as a camel toe. that girl’s so big her pedge hangs half-way down her thigh. a slang term used for the underside of a male’s p-n-s. “his pedge was as smooth as a ducks bottom” said maureen. “really?!” said jill… “i wish our frank’s pedge was smooth, but he […]

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