Kisses for Paisley
only the best movie in the entire world, featuring chad pitt as daniel paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.
“hey have you seen kisses for paisley?”
“yeah it’s awesome! that’s what twilight is based off of, right?”
“yeah, i love the nuggets!”
a cl-ssic movie, orginally made in ukraine. starring chad pittt as daniel paisley, this movie brings together a band of nuggets after their ordeal at a concentration camp.
twilight is such a rip-off of kfp
whats kfp?
wait you havent seen kisses for paisley?
no
jesus who are you??
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