kisshap
when two people share a hug and try to kiss each other on the cheek, but they both go for the same side and end up kissing on the lips.
there was a major kisshap at ted kennedy’s funeral, when vicky kennedy went in for the wrong cheek and nearly kissed mich-lle obama on the lips.
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