kissing the wrong lips
eating a girl out so called because the l-b– are sometimes called lips
dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.
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