kissy fart
when a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. the forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.
warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
i woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney.” “wow, that sounds like a p-ssionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.””i feel bad for being mean to you that night. thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts.”
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