Kister
a 40-something virgin that has a mono-brow and a tendancy to wear womens underwear.
our english teacher is a proper kister
it describes a middle age man, obsessed with quotations and loves scorpians. it describes a man whos favourite p-sstimes include,hand s-x with erotic books, has a unibrow that he likes to shave.
kisterious, kisterlicious, kistering.
that man is simply kisterious.
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