Kit Kat Theory
the implicit knowledge that being thin is an extraordinary advantage and would result in major positive consequences, and yet choosing to ignore this fact due to ones inability to stop eating high calorie foods (such as kit kats).
“if he/she lost some weight, they really wouldn’t be bad looking.”
“what can you say, kit kat theory at work”
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