kitch

a style of decorative art and design in which ordinary objects with vintage appeal, “old-fashioned” characteristics or b-n-l usefulness feature prominently. clutter, trite sayings, kitchen utensils and homey objects appeal as “kitchy”.
dish towels embroidered with the days of the week, hand-painted or decopage wooden boxes, apr-ns, cutsie baby figurines
for morons who can’t spell kitsch.
(kitch) kitsch – a form of art that is considered an inferior, tasteless copy of an extant style.
to vomit (puke) uncontroably & quite suddenly
“kitchen just kitched”
“thanks for the cone #bleah# whoa, i just kitched”
“did you see him kitch all over himself?”
some questions to ask yourself when wondering if something is kitch are:
“is it tacky?”
“does it serve any practical purpose?” and finally
“does it devalue someone or something that is extremely famous or valued?”
if the answers to these questions are: “yes, no, yes,” then it is probably kitch.
kitch would be like a loin cloth with barack obama’s face on it (a souvenir my friend received from africa). some other examples would be: a bobble-head mono lisa, a velvet coloring page of elvis presley, or a tea set with the twighlight characters on it. they don’t have to encomp-ss something famous but they often times do. those paintings with the fairies or dolphins amid a glowing sunset are kitch, and so are spoons made out of antlers.
anything you want it to be.
oh she such kitch!

isnt the weather kitchy?

hey you kitch,you want to catch a kitch flick with me??

i want to eat joshs kitch.
pop x 10, a style for the modern day artist or bohemian. a combination of different styles like kandy kid, punk, grunge goth, but sprinkled with a sort-of vintage feel.
star-shaped sungl-sses, glitter suspenders, clips, hairbands, short shorts, boots, showing skin, twirly psycho tattoos, handmade clothes and hand painted shoes, lollipops, weed, art, new age are all kitchy
cool, tight, sweet, awsome
“dude that tv is so kitch”

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