kitchen porn
home decorating magazines.
the home decorating magazine was nothing but kitchen p-rn. the pictures were airbrushed and enlarged because no one’s house could look like that.
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any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. the pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because n-body’s kitchen is that big.
gerry’s wife opened her kitchen p-rn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, “do you like her kitchen better than mine?”
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