Kitchenbound
one’s destiny or obligation to work and reside in the kitchen, whose specialty is in creating delicimotherf-ckingscrumptious sandwiches.
daughter: daddy, i want to be a police officer when i grow up.
dad: sorry honey, you’re kitchenbound. so what’s for lunch?
daughter: sandwiches.
dad: excellent.
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