kitchentarded
having a child in an attempt to save a failing marriage.
did you hear that marsha is pregnant again? she’s so kitchentarded.
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- schnocky
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an individual who steals and eats other people’s food, such as from the break room refrigerator at work. archer: there’s my favorite section head! pam: i am dealing with the breakroom problem! archer: oh, good, you caught the, uh, oh wait, i had something good for this… the… “pita predator”. pam: you know what? archer: […]
- food voucher
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