kitten cannon
a popular internet game in which a poor defenseless kitten is blasted out of a cannon. it proceeds to bounce along the ground, picking up speed from bombs, explosives, and trampolines, and being stopped by sharp metal spikes and venus flytraps. after the bloodied kitten comes to a stop, your distance is recorded. very addicting game of pure luck.
-dude, are you playin kitten cannon?
-yeah man.
-me too, i just got 2500 feet!
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