kitty face
an involuntary clenching of the jaw, grinding of the teeth and slight pout of the lips that commonly occurs whilst stroking a cat.
other side effects may include a high pitched baby voice and an overwhelming urge to squeeze the cat in question.
a ‘kitty face’ may also appear in other situations including; seeing a new born baby or washing a partner’s hair.
man: (to cat) oh h-llo little puss puss, how lovely you look today. you have such nice fur, ooh i could just stroke you all day.
woman: darling leave that poor cat alone, you’ve got such a kitty face on.
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