kitty hard
an extremely sarcastic way of responding when an event or action that isn’t difficult at all — but is made to seem that way by the speaker. a tribute to cats, the ultimate drama queens, who such a hard life that they make a big deal when you move them off the clean laundry they’ve been sleeping on for the last 23.5 hours.
jerry: and i had to sleep on 1000 thread count sheets because the 1500 thread count sheets were dirty!
tom: your life is so kitty hard.
glenda: i can’t talk right now, i have to get my nails done, hair done, a m-ssage, and go shopping for new clothes before i have lunch with brad pitt!
evillene: your life is so kitty hard.
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