Kitty Thump
the act of starting the s-xual act of “doggy-style” proceeded by knocking both hands out from underneath the girl forcing her to drop her head in the sheets/pillow/cement; forcing her to arch her back much like a kitten. the “thump” is derived from the s-xual act of a donkey punch. a donkey punch involves knocking the female unconscious by hitting the back of her head forcing her b-tthole to tighten. urban legend says after many generations, the “punch” became a “thump.”
kyle kitty-thumped the sh-t out of reagan last night.
austen was being a douche so we kitty thumped his -ss.
that girl is so hot but is a b-tch…let’s kitty thump her.
kitty thump…hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiey
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