Kiwi

a game played in an enclosed court by two players who strike a ball with raquets. aka the greatest sport ever.
wow! this kool sport kiwi is waaaay better then squash!
a person from new zealand
d-mn, aaron is a s-xy kiwi.
kiwi – 1 – a small, brown, flightless, nocturnal, endangered bird native to new zealand / aotearoa. the name of the bird comes from the high-pitched ‘call’ it makes.
kiwi – 2 – slang for a person born in new zealand. synonymous with hard-working individuals, talented artists & relaxed easy-going people .
kiwi – 3 – this is what the rest of the world, for some unknown reason, calls ‘kiwifruit’. laziness and stupid marketing probably enter into it somewhere. originally a chinese gooseberry, it flourished in nz where its name was changed to reflect where it was grown. named a kiwifruit, stays a kiwifruit , not a kiwi.
kiwifruit example – i was asked by 4 individuals in london, why?, where nzers named after a fruit?
my favorite foreigners, never met one i didn’t like and i’ve known dozens. they’re so enthusiastic i wish i could enjoy life as much as they seem to. and responsible for my favorite movie trilogy.
kiwis laugh harder at my sick jokes than people from any other country, including my own.
a small brown bird..native to new zealand..
the people of new zealand are also known around the world as “kiwi’s”
people or persons of new zealand. not a derogatory term as new zealanders refer to themselves as kiwis.

the kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to new zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. the word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of new zealand.
come experience our kiwi hospitality when you fly air new zealand advertising blurb from air new zealand.
a person born in new zealand, a small country made up of two islands below and to the right of australia.

there is a historical rivalry between australians (commonly called aussies or, occasionally, w-nkers) and the kiwis (mistakenly called sheep sh-ggers). despite this, the two peoples have a strange habit of defending each other and feeling comforted by the others presence in countries outside their own.
a kiwi and an aussie are riding through the sheep country when they discover a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. the kiwi gets off his horse, strides over to the sheep, sh-gs it, and them gets back on his horse. he looks at the aussie who is staring at him and says, “sorry mate, do ya want a go too?” “alright,” says the aussie and gets off his horse and walks over to the fence where the sheep is still stuck. after a pause, he looks back at the kiwi and asks “do i have to put my head in the fence?”

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