kiwi fruit
a street name for a drug from the plant marijuana. usualy smoked through a bong or rolled in a joint.
have you got the kiwi fruit?
a small furry fruit from new zealand. brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. high in vitamin c with a sharp tangy taste.
dan: are you getting some kiwi fruit? they’re bogof at sainsburys.
liz: get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!
1. kiwifruit – the original name given to the furry brown fruit with either traditional green or tropical yellow flesh, grown in nz and exported worldwide.
2.kiwifruit – slang for a gay guy who comes from new zealand
1. kiwifruit are 99c per kg at the local supermarket.
2. i’m a kiwifruit
why are you looking at the definition of kiwi fruit? you should know what that is unless you’re like foreign or something.
seriously kiwi fruit is reaally basic
a new zealand h-m-s-xual.
a gay new zealander.
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