Kjelsaas
spelled: kjelsås
the northernmost suburb of oslo. this place is the only place in oslo where you find a distinct culture that is impossible to find anywhere else in the world. it is separated from the sn-bbish west because it’s not full of f-gs, it’s different from the east because you wouldn’t find drug addicts, techno freaks or pakistani people, and its different from the downtown area in terms of its beautiful nature and calm surroundings. people from kjelsaas are known to drink copious amounts of alcohol, having s-x with the hottest norwegian blonds and at the same time being extraordinarily nice people.
i visited kjelsaas this summer and my g-d those guys sure know how to party!
i wanted a break from the eastern slums of oslo and just had to spend some time at kjelsaas.
i can’t stand those j-ppy sn-bs from the west. that’s why i live at kjelsaas.
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