Klandon
a fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of equus caballus. he’s exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. if you are not aware of this man’s presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.
girl: “omg! there’s klandon!!! …..(hide the horses)
moke guy: “ho rajah klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?”
white guy: “excuse me sir, can you please step out of the vehicle…..and make way for klandon”
tongan guy: “tamasi!”
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