klatimer
klatimer is a s-xually transmitted disease. the virus is airborne, and spread easily within small, public rooms such as bathrooms, cl-ssrooms, etc. the normal gestation period is about 2 days, and lasts for life. no cure has been found. the unusual anomoly about klatimer is that it causes excitement withdrawals when not exposed to, similiar to crack cocaine.
rob: hey billy
billy: man, the weirdest thing happened.
rob: what dude?
billy: my teacher was really close to my face, and he gave me the klatimer. now i want to be around him all the time.
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