klaus naomi klein


the immaculate offspring of calvin klein. since calvin hasn’t practiced much v-g-n-l intercourse no one is sure where the h-ll she came from. third and most dangerous of bill maher’s angels of the apocalypse. while charlie’s angels are now starring with john stagliano, bill maher’s angels of the apocalypse are confusing the world with their political hype. klause naomi klein’s specialty is paranoia. she takes minor details from the past and threads them together in one big, exaggerated, sleep depravation pill that is sure to turn the reader’s mind in on itself. if she was a horseman of the apocalypse she would be riding the pale horse of famine shotgun.

see also camille appealedya & camille appalledya (aka horseman of war)
see also sewy sontag (aka horseman of the plague)
see also angels of the apocalypse
karen: i was reading the schlock doctrine and i became convinced that i have an implant
sharon: here have a cookie, that will take your anxiety down. you shouldn’t read klaus naomi klein, she is an angel of the apocalypse. no ouija boards and no klaus naomi klein for you. just cookies.

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