klausterfokken
noun
1. a situation so confusing and chaotic that the american-english “cl-ster f-ck,” is not adequate to describe it. the german compound word is used to create a deep and profound sense of cl-ster f-ck.
origin:
1945; < n-z- germany - in the closing months of wwii, the german forces described their situation as klausterfokken, a germanization of the american soldier's use of the phrase "cl-ster f-ck." "when the american republican party nominated a presidential candidate who was later found to be h-m-s-xual, the national conservative political scene could only be described as klausterfokken." 1 more definition adj. another way of saying "cl-sterf-ck"; describes a mult-tude of calamities/f-ck-ups. contrary to popular belief, "klausterfokken" is not a real german word. steven colbert (on if gingrich won the presidency): "yes, there is no english word for that kind of melt down. the closest is the german "klausterfokken". now... compound word klauster-fokken. foo-ken, foo-ken."
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