Klavier Gavin
the prosecutor in apollo justice: ace attorney. he’s german, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.
and he air-guitars. in court. and everyone can hear it.
he has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. it seems he has a certain s-xual orientation similar to one miles edgeworth.
klavier gavin:
“achtung baby! today we play it my way!”
“herr forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. i do so enjoy the penalties.”
(sweatdrop) “why was i not informed…?”
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