Kleenex & Lotion
everything a man needs to get by.
“dude, have you seen those revealing megan fox photos? somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion.”
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one who emerges from a previously depraved or defiled state \dih-bowch-er; -boosh-er\ the deboucher was not without shame when the hr department conducted a background check.
- munchfoot
inadvertently putting one’s foot in one’s mouth with the intention of being smart, funny or witty. mike landed a munchfoot when he tried to cover up his typo.
- hit fo' it
usually used immediately prior to a fight. a challenge to throw the first punch. when pookie saw ray-ray in the hallway he told him to hit fo’ it if he was so serious about their dispute.
- CMTFU
cracking me the f-ck up dont make me laugh so hard, you are cmtfu!
- catassment
when a cat won’t leave you alone. can be frustrating when you’re trying to do something that requirs concentration. this constant cat-ssment is making it impossible to write this report!