kleffbag
someone who has way surp-ssed the levels of douchebag, f-cker or motherf-cker. partially derived from cleft denoting a birth defect. a kleffbag is the mother of all -ssholes, a level at which can only be reached from a severe mental birth defect.
i heard he was a real -sshole, but i’d say he’s more of a kleffbag
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