Klendau
something that tends to suck p-n-s’ a lot. it’s like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.
wh0a!! klendau is back on my d-ck!!
to find out that the one night stand has left a klendau rash you didnt want.
f–k that lil b-tch gave me klendau
anything who sucks p-n-s alot, usually to give you aids(mich-lle s)
“ooo i had the greatest night with a klendau, she gave me aids tho”
an inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one’s p-n-s.
holy smoke! i’ve got a klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!
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