Kleptophiliac
a abnormality/mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. but does it because they have the desire. usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an -rg-sm.
“lucy is such a kleptophiliac. she finds shop lifting better then s-x.”
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