kleptowhore
a (usually) female who has a tendency to acquire or possess items that does not belong the person. basically a thieving little sl-t that can typically be located at your house party, local mall, etc.
“hey man, i was at this party last weekend, and this chick tries to steal my phone!”
“did she manage to get it?”
“nah, i put that kleptowh-r- in her place.”
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