Klingon sex


extremely rough p-ssionate sweaty primal s-x, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore p-n-s, severe v-g-n-l dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
“we just had a session of klingon s-x, now i can hardly move.

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