klokusingit
when in the course of a night all previous plans fall through and you and your friends contact klokus for the fallback party…clearly there is something going on almost any night of the week and invitations are pointless because it doesn’t matter who you are..you are still welcome
you know you are klokusingit when you frequently hear such phrases such as “sooo big”, “primetime” , and “legit”.. usually there are also numerous j’s being rolled at any time during the night by masters such as t-bone, and “ruby” is often the life of the party
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