Kloofa


a word that was conceived in the spring of 2003 as an alternative to the word v-g-n-. it was felt that other, more vulgar forms of v-g-n- were too base. these include sn-tch, cooter, c-nt, and p-ssy.
d3rd 1: what did you do yesterday?
d3rd 2: called up some girlie and banged her kloofa.

captain america: there is nothing i love more than all-american kloofa.

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