Kloot
a clown with no feet
“oh dear, look at that poor kloot. what a shame, he only has stumps for legs and appears to be having difficulty walking”
a term of endearment such as sweetheart or darling
hey kloots, how was your day?
a religion based around the teachings of the ancient philosopher kloot-thious. these lessons dictate one dedicates his or her life to being content with what they are handed. a kloot loves sleep and their beloved bed (cash spot) and always opts to take the chill way out.
i was gunna get mad that my car got totalled but hey man, i’m just a kloot.
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