Klophaus
\ˈkläphau̇s\
1. a momentary lash out provoked by another man, woman, child, horse, or inanimate object.
2. a controversial term referring to the complete disregard for a montreal fan.
billy – “dude did you hear that big tex burned down!”
bobby – “dude i have something to tell you:(”
billy – “bobbyy!?!”
bobby – “it was staring at me with those big wooden eyes, i had a moment of un-clarity”
billy – “you killed big tex!”
bobby – “no bobby, i klophaused him. he had it coming”
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